Ca Plane Pou Moi - need a crash course in french

Ok, I have been dieing to cover this song with my band (Dropclaw). But none of us know french. I have tried to just learn the syllables, but I sound like a retard lol. I've tried it in English as well and it just sounds stupid. So since I had nothing really to say in this mornings blog I figured I would bitch about this. Bitch, Bitch, Bitch, Bitch! gee I feel better already!